riley

what the fuck is oatmeal tho

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

NOT HIM FINALLY TELLING US THE LORE BEHIND THAT SCREAM LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

[Jo 🩵 @jo_yells]

you know i had to do it to 'em #thepitt

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

― George Orwell, 1984

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Today as the Dead faithful celebrated the life of Bob Weir, John Mayer delivered perhaps the only “Ripple” that’s ever made me smile-cry… Highly suggest.😔

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@FolkertGavin one day gav😂

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@BarstoolBigCat has she always been this photogenic or what are you holding behind the camera to make her look?

[Joey Langone @JoeyLangone]

I was today years old when I realized the big guy pulled a knife

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@PMTsportsbiz @hen_ease @FolkertGavin matching shirts??

[ash || lestat's biggest most exclusive fan 😁 @wh0reoftheopera]

john mulaney and anna marie are getting a divorce i wish them both the best but im just

[riley @RileyLuebben]

my professors that proctor my quizzes and exams have just slowly watched me become more and more disheveled throughout the semester

[riley @RileyLuebben]

i’m getting emotional about this porcupine snoot

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy 5th Birthday to the sweetest porcupine ever!!! Thanks to our partners at Simple Truth, Rico got to celebrate with a special cake made of all his favorite treats including a peanut butter cake pop on top! Some of Rico's friends even came to the party!

[riley @RileyLuebben]

tbh i can’t think of one problem i can’t solve by throwing a can of beans at someone

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@FolkertGavin it was a good run

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool oh shit

[riley @RileyLuebben]

@kbnoswag if you need someone to second chair on @anus i can dress you and probably figure out how to get jason derulo to block me

[KFC Radio @KFCradio]

This is a terrible thing to do to someone. You are a bad person @nickturani

[riley @RileyLuebben]

i will judge you for who your favorite channel 4 news team member is on anchorman

[riley @RileyLuebben]

if my roommmates ever plot my death, it’s probably because i can’t walk up the stairs without spilling my coffee ever