Riley

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

I’m really getting into eggs.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@nicktwardzik_ Filled it to the briiiiiiiim

[Klaudija Vitale @ClaudiaVitale2]

Yeah, this is what you hallucinate once you breathe in all of the actual fumes from Newark, NJ.

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

We really gotta figure out who’s leaking this footage and fire them.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

Oh boy.

[El Dad @BylerKoswell]

I have 3 things to say about this

1. I saw this earlier and didn’t retweet it and now both mine and Danielle’s cars broke down
2. Fuck whoever put this on my timeline
3. You better retweet this if you don’t want to hate your life for the next month

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@nicktwardzik_ new asdf movie.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@gwatsky I really need a live “4 a.m. Monday”

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

I can’t believe Letterkenny is on Hulu.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@gwatsky could you explain what comes with plane 31,333?

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@DanielllaaLove Absolutely!

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

John Cena Love Has No Labels "We Are America" https://t.co/Uy5gQjTSKv via @YouTube

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

How do you take drink in a restaurant?

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Anyone who doubts the reality of Islamophobia needs to watch this video from a cafe in California. #EndHate

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

@gwatsky I wonder what’s your new grand total for turning down cash. First T-mobile and still giving it to the people.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

Equality is awesome.

[Riley @RileyMiller25]

So...do I chew yogurt, swallow the whole dollop, or what? I feel like I never properly learned this.