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[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

You once held a world record when you were born for being the "Youngest Person on The Planet."

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There's an unknown object in the nearby galaxy m82 that started sending out radio waves. The emission doesn't look like anything seen before

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Spongebob Squarepants is the only Nicktoon from the 1990s that hasn't ended yet.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Who needs the internet?

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Trying to hide a boner in public

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When feminists complained that Dr. Seuss had no strong female characters, he stated that most of his characters had unidentifiable genders.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Snoop Dogg's mother called him "Snoop" when he was a child because she thought he looked like dog from the Peanuts cartoons.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A man named Joseph Bolitho Johns escaped Australian prison so many times, they built a special cell just for him -- He escaped that as well.

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Yup

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Agreed

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

The only time I'll ever agree with Bill

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

What a poor little snowflake. You better go find yourself a safe place

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

The law of common sense

[Worden @RileyPworden]

@LifeAsRednecks damnit bobby

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Retweet if you understand it https://t.co/lrKj4j6hUD

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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I will never outgrow chocolate milk.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

This is how my week goes: Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy FridaySaturdaySunday.

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.