Riley Rose

#Author of #erotica: if it's wet or hard, it's my fault. 🔞 #writer #fetish #cuckold #femdom #kink #dolcett #castration

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

First you scroll past this muttering "that's not my #kink" then you scroll back... just to make sure. You and I both know you're going to #succumb to the #desire of clicking my rose. Go ahead and see how twisted this can get. #fetish #castration #dolcett
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[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

@ActualSizeSam Yeah, I will be working on setting up a discord server as well. Will have details on Instagram as they become available.

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

Allright kids. It's been real but I'm out. You can catch me on Instagram with same tag (RileyRoseWriter).

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

@gnuman1979 I'm sure the neighborhood kids can help them decorate

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

I'll be trying some of these suggestions: Setup Tribel account, copied over pinned post and bio from Twitter, within 30 seconds got a wall post from some rando "wow honey, you're in the wrong place" deactivated account in less than a minute. No reason to waste time on Tribel.

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

I suppose I should have asked this earlier, but where you all fleeing to when Elon Musk throws #Twitter in the dumpster and sets it on fire sometime tomorrow? #socialmedia

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

As a backup, if they shut this place down:

For now, I'm on Instagram as @rileyrosewriter.

I'll hope to have presence on other platforms later.

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

@time_simpler Baba yaga, that you?

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

"Shown here for the first time, scientists at Yale have 3D reconstructed the face of Jesus and presented it to the world via Twitter"

This is as legit as Andre the Giant as Joseph and that Drew Barrymore looking virgin Mary. #humor

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

Fact: Just like Pokémon, women gain XP and evolve new abilities with each sexual encounter. Sex with a virgin is like capturing a level 1 Poochyena and using it in battle

#humor #sex

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

Ugg! I can't #write the ideas I have for stories fast enough! My number of "to be written" files keeps growing.

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

@CritStupid "Righteous Surfer" = no problem.

"Righteous Christian" = malevolent psycopath who enjoys the screams of women being burned alive.

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

Correction: understanding this neo-graphic-designed lettersalad the way it was intended to be understood by middle management is "no" because "Everything is impossible." #work #humor

[Alexandra Dominique 🖋 @Alxdmq]

Hot accounts to follow x
@LoolouLewis
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@RileyRoseWriter
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@BBPierce2
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@ConfessToAubry
@NSFWDoodleEdits
@FoxyRedX1
@ItsBybirds
@SommelierOfSmut

(Not an exhaustive list x )

#ff

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

The people who know who I am and the people who know what I'm like are different groups entirely. #musing

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

#musing #height

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

You don't understand, those are my emotional support creepypasta stories.
#humor #horror

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

#Halloween #humor

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

There once was a girl from Kentucky.
And with her all the boys wanted to get lucky.
She's never been to France,
but take off your pants
And your cock she will give a sucky.
#limerick
#humor

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

I don't like angry Twitter.

Can we go back to horny Twitter?

[Riley Rose @RileyRoseWriter]

#writing #humor