SEAFster Riley

FOR THE GLORY OF SUPER EARTH!

Proud Bug Squasher, 5x Rehabilitated Stim Addict

Rifleman in the Super Earth Armed Forces

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

//dude why didn’t anyone put me onto larping sooner this is heat 🤤🤤

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

@PolarPatriot_ Don’t let that Illuminate mind experiment hijack your mind! All that energy could be used for something USEFUL, like reciting the Vow of Allegiance a hundred times to reinvigorate your love for Super Earth.

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

I can’t imagine how boring it must have been to make art back in the day, before Liberty blessed us with the mandatory gift of algorithmic data replication.

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

Our extract shuttle underwent a 'tactical postponement', so me and my squad are grounded here for the night, and APPARENTLY the FAMILY-SIZED COLONY doesn't have enough room for the whole squadron, so i'm stuck sleeping out by the greenhouse AGAIN!!! I [LOVE] MY TEAM!!!

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

@PLANB2186 @steelnsocialism now THIS is why i serve... 🥹

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

@HiveLord2185 To keep our galaxy a bastion of democracy, of course!

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

I [LOVE] THE SWAMP AND THE INABILITY TO WALK FIVE FEET WITHOUT SOME FILTHY BUG PUPA TRYING TO TAKE MY VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

It comforts me knowing that Liberty will continue to carry us through these treacherous times... 🤤

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

i am from cyberstan and this is my helldivers account 🤖🤖

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

i am from cyberstan and this is my helldivers account 🤖🤖

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

@SgtDrex It’s something from Super Earth if I recall correctly….

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

Rise and grind Earthlings...

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

If they had let me serve on Cyberstan, we would’ve only had 2 fronts left to deal with… just saying…

[SEAFster Riley @RileySEAF]

I SWEAR, one time I was wiping bug gunk off of my goggles and I saw a HELLDIVER in the corner of my eyes, honest to Liberty.