Riley🌹Stam

☆ I tried being ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓐⓛ once....worst two minutes of my life 💙USU💙 ☆ASC☆ Ø!△NF♪//MUSIC❤️// You’re a pansy🌸🍃//

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

I found this at the bottom of my drafts and I laughed so hard I thought I’d share

Stress level: Joey Tribiani and his signature bug eyes (a thread)

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

My roommates to me on the daily

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: *stares off into space*

Me: What are you doing?

4: Planning.

RED ALERT.

[relatable @byreIatable]

*doesn't check grades*
*doesn't check bank account*
*pretends everything is ok*

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

hello darkness my old friend
why are you here its 4pm

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

It gets worse when you’re trying to be a teacher

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

The older I get the more I realize I know nothing!

[tori wuthrich @WuthrichTori]

Can someone teach my facial expressions how to have an inside voice?

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

So many people are going through things quietly & still try to get up & put a smile on their face...I just want to say HANG IN THERE. Sometimes it takes a lil longer for things to turn around but I send you LOVE & GOOD Energy🤗❤️🙏🏾

[Lowkey @ImLowkeyNerdy]

museum date??? coffee shop date??? art gallery date??? walk in the park date??? late night walk date??? nap time date???

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

My life is a bigger mess than my hair, and at this point that's saying something 😂💁🏻

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

@sherbstweets HECK YES

[Riley🌹Stam @RileyStam]

I feel like a just got a shout out from a celebrity, I love this class

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I'm tired of this.

Me: Tired of what?

5: Trying.

Me, too, kid. Me, too.

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

trick everyone into thinking you are a normal human by mastering nonchalant selfies so it doesn’t look like you are taking a fall foliage drive alone in a teddygram hat

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

Your 11:52am reminder that you are loved, valued, & good. Today may seem like a hard day. Keep going. You've got many people walking alongside you

Are you feeling blue? You can touch the hearts of those next to you. Chances are, they're feeling blue too. We're in this together💞

[relatable @byreIatable]

College students do not deserve a ticket for parking at a school they pay tuition for

[Utah State University @USUAggies]

Homecoming victory = Light. The. A. Blue. #AggiesAllTheWay

[your calvin will stand between you and ICE @calvinjburke]

Just in time for General Conference, HERE ARE:

THE GREATEST TALKS EVER GIVEN BY LATTER-DAY SAINT GENERAL AUTHORITIES

A THREAD, in no particular order

I will keep adding onto these until conference; check back in periodically

[fran @frannie_simpson]

i am a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints and i believe in acceptance, love, forgiveness, and pure happiness for all mankind thank you & good day