Riley Sugg

An outlet for all my hilarious thoughts

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I do not support this genocide, and this is not what America should be.

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Impeach Donald Trump.

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@JColeNC I just sent you a voicemail, pull through and lemme buy an album off you 🔥.

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I picked up a stripper and started doing stunt jumps in GTA.

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I hear all these diabetics going, “I’ve got to give my partner their insulin,” Like what are they 3, they can’t get it themselves?

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I’m gonna do it! IM GONNA FUCKING DOORDASH!! 🚨 🚨 🚨

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I swear they made the “🥀” emoji the second my bih left.

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Is “rendezvous” more fun to say, or to write?

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@HOSTNHUB @LibertyPillMeme @clownworld Haha I like you Mike

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Nothin make you face a blunt like losing a bad bih.

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Druski’s best bit is “get em outta here man”… Shit I could do that.

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I need an alien to come to earth and see how malnourished and psychologically stressed I am and just adopt me and in 8 months post a TikTok of how beautiful and well I am after they took care of me.

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Urban dictionary was either pretty cool or just like weird kids would get on there and make up their own inside jokes that didn’t land, just weird shit. I’d be tryna look up what deadass meant and it’s like “when you’re Kyle’s grandma broooo”…... like yo. That shit ain’t funny.

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“Gummy bears are my FAVORITE candy in the WHOLE WORLD” …….like, live a little man. Take a fucking chance here or there.

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Yanno, nine year old me was WAY too hard on Phelps for getting high.

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Bitches make me crazy man.

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Just unlocked dark mode on iPhone, like fr feel like a different fella, shit crazy (don’t hitmeup).

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Thought about putting a 14k chain on layaway.

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He gon change it back.

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Man fuck Twitter.