Riley Elliott

consistently inconsistent

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

My Spotify DJ said " I'm going to play some lesser known indie artists" and then proceeded to play RHCP 😂

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

Getting a double queen when I have my own hotel room for the extra pillows 😤

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

Everyone's face when I play @Excision at work

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@lane_lorenz Pop or soda

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My life is a sitcom

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@weckerly_logan Well yeah

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

You can really tell how much a business cares about its employees by the ply of their toilet paper

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

I tried to call my foreman at work this morning...

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

There ain't nothing more American than listening to Christian rock in a Pizza Ranch on Sunday 😤

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

What in the WALL-E spaceship is this ad

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

Finally, hoodie weather

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

"you're quiet today"
yeah sorry I used every ounce of social energy I had this weekend and don't want to talk to you

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wish i didn’t love to complain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it. who am i to deny the world my gift

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@lane_lorenz Accurate

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@AngelSenseii Yo kimee is hot asf

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@AmberTrickel

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

@weckerly_logan Don't cyberbully me

[Riley Elliott @Riley_J_Elliott]

Me: "when are working until today?"
Foreman: "idk it's not like you have anything better to do"
Ow 🥲