Riley

[Drunk Blake Baker @DrunkCoachBaker]

If Alabama played Al Queda, I’d cheer for a meteor strike at the 50 yard line moments before kickoff….

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Why the fuck does everything have bluetooth now.

-washer
-dryer
-vacuum
-electric tooth brush
-toaster
-smart mirror

I don’t want to have to download an app to update my fucking toothbrush. Please stop.

[Jack @jackunheard]

If you’re a man driving a jeep wrangler with 20+ rubber ducks on your windshield, you shouldn’t have the right to vote.

[Dead Wrong History @deadwronghist]

George Carlin in 2005:

"They don't want people smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago."

He died in 2008. Nothing changed.

[Chris Landry @chris_m_landry]

Here to say I still love #LSU baseball with all of my soul despite the absolute brutality of this years viewing experience.

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

idc if this is a boomer take:

Listening to the radio broadcast of a baseball game is WILDLY underrated

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Good morning from Sunday at the Masters. #themasters

[Kiffin Shiesty 🩸 @LSUBanditz]

After further review dude threw something on him and 100% deserved that punch lmao

[NBATigahBoy🐯 @NBATIGAHBOY]

Bro wasted an entire beer by throwing it on another man and got his ass kicked

Hilarious

[Tigah Paul 🐅 @TigahPaul]

Me watching LSU baseball this season

[John Eads WAFB-TV @JohnEadsWAFB]

Y’all might like this version better😂

#LSU takes the series against Kentucky.

@NBATIGAHBOY

[LSU Basketball @LSUBasketball]

Home 💜

[Blake Krass @BlakeyLocks]

Walking into my living room to watch 12 straight hours of college basketball

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Hey US Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't fuck up my car you tax me annually to drive, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed?

Thanks,
-Every US citizen

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Remember when the Pentagon was missing 2 trillion dollars and then "Al-Qaeda” flew a "plane" into the part where the financial records were stored?

And the government successfully convinced everybody the plane “evaporated.”

That was awesome.

[Mik’d Up @Mikdup_8]

GET UP ITS THE FIRST SEC GAMEDAY OF THE YEAR

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Freedom of speech until you say you don’t want to die for Israel. Then you’re attacked and arrested.