Riley Martin

rah I want to kms

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

You’ve probably never used it then because ‘Ticktock’ is the bollocks

[DB16 @DBboxing123]

If you’re over 12 and use Ticktock I think you need to re-evaluate what you’re doing with your life. Stroll on 🤣😩

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@kierabanbury @EmJenky Triggered

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@CalvinDavies16 Men that drive Fiat Pandas are too

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@SheffieldUnited Not good

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

Are people actually still sending me Facebook friend requests?

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@DylanEvs01 I didn’t even know you existed that long ago

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

‘How many girls are you saying that to then?’

Firstly mind your own business

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

Just saw on a tinder profile ‘If we don’t match you’re probably minging’....

Fucking hate Tuesdays.

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

Av it

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@rachelhyndx

[Ben Price @thebenprice]

Pubs in Wales are opening soon, please support your local and don’t head straight to a Wetherspoons.

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

Why?

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@DylanEvs01 Rate that

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

I don’t even care what the recommenced dose is. I will always double it.

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@CalvinDavies16 @bethhjxnes Don’t forget a dash of underage

[Riley Martin @Riley_Martin1]

@DylanEvs01 Double negative

[Wez @Big_Wezza]

When you’ve got one nugget left, but a full sauce. https://t.co/M3JZdYnMB8