Riley Parsons

#VT20

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@DJonesy88 Can’t even retweet this anymore

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie This seems like it’d be a lateral move at best

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie Oh I agree, I would’ve loved for him to stay, felt like he’d really put it together at the end of the season, last few press conferences were definitely…weird though

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie Feel like it was more him wanting out, which is completely fair, hurts it feels like he finally had something going though

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie Hope you’re ready for the “what the USMNT coulda been” tweet with athletes from all different sports in 2026🙄

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie 🤯as long as they can use some crazy emojis it’s 🔥🔥🔥 to them

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@dooooooozie Bleacher report type tweet

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@DJonesy88 RATIOOOOOO LETS GOOOO

[bernasty🇵🇸🇲🇽 @yungbernasty]

this shit has never failed to make me laugh for the past ten years

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@freedooozie I can confirm this is the official Christmas song ranking

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@Dyl_Matthew88 Ratio⬆️

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

I’ve rooted against Duke for decades, but this time there’s something about Coach K’s smile that just fills my heart with THE BURNING RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@freedooozie Also this is just simply a prayer not a race

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@freedooozie

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me looking at the supermarket camera after eating a grape

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@Dyl_Matthew88 Part of me is loving this ratio

[Riley Parsons @Riley_Parsons24]

@Dyl_Matthew88 HERE. WE. RATIO!!