college freshman checklist:
โ๏ธwake up, eat a box of reeses puffs
โ๏ธtell my professor heโs a nerd, whole class erupts in laughter
โ๏ธpoop in the shower
โ๏ธgive my CA a titty twister, he shoves me down the stairs
โ๏ธalright time to go back to my dorm room to play mario kart