Riley

My best attribute is probably my Twitter bio.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“I sometimes wonder if all pleasures are not substitutes for joy.”-C.S. Lewis

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@ChrchCurmudgeon In middle school, Heely’s were all the rage.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@benrector No, Ben. Thank you. You complete us.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

“I saw more clearly than ever, that the first great and primary business to which I ought to attend every day was, to have my soul happy in the Lord.”
-George Müller

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@joneseli20 Face the facts. Twitter polls don’t lie.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

You can go to the tanning salon all you want, but don’t expect us to worship your golden calves.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

“Ultimately, our reason for living changes. Possessions and position are no longer our priorities. Comfort and security are no longer our concerns. Safety is no longer our goal because self is no longer our god.”

David Platt (Follow Me)

[Riley @Rileyj20]

If you’re an Alabama fan and you haven’t switched seats for good luck then you’re letting us all down.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

My wife loves watching competitive baking shows more than she loves life itself

[Riley @Rileyj20]

I hope at least one dad joke is told in every household today in honor of all dads everywhere.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@_JennaDaniels Lost my phone in all the Burger King and McDonald’s wrappers.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

Day 1 of 7 without wife:

I had to feed the dog by myself today. Dishes didn’t make it to the dishwasher. Plants were watered, but just barely. Counters are slightly more cluttered. Fast food bag on table. Currently watching Friends. Stay tuned.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@arielkalynnnn Why do colleges do that 😂

[Riley @Rileyj20]

Still true.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

@joneseli20 What’s your opinion on politics?

[Riley @Rileyj20]

Jaxby’s: Fast-food restaurant for people that can’t decide whether they want Jack’s or Zaxby’s. Somebody make this happen.

[Riley @Rileyj20]

I have seen, roughly, one million dead armadillos in my life. I have seen, at most, three live ones.

[rick burgess @bigvox]

Beware of allowing anything to soften the hard words of Jesus Christ. Be careful not to love your devotion to Jesus more than Jesus Himself....Oswald Chambers

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Good and evil both increase at compound interest. That is why the little decisions you and I make every day are of such infinite importance.”
#CSLewis

[Riley @Rileyj20]

“If you’re too great for the small people then you’re too small to be great.”