loblolly pine farmer

Hit a creek - VT'21 Forestry Alum🌲

[loblolly pine farmer @RileysAutoParts]

I definitely didn't change the name of Pearson hall west to peepee poopoo hall on Google maps

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Thank God

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[Did Donald Trump release the Epstein files today? @trumpsteinlist]

Rejected from pedophile island at 40

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You seem like the type of Asshole to Pave Paradise and Put up a Parking Lot

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[Ed_rick @EduardoBeh36390]

This won't change the fact that...

[Neet @neet_sol]

your salary is just a companies monthly subscription of you

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Commercial advertising, product placements, and corporate-sponsored promotions are explicitly prohibited on national parklands. The White House lawn is a unit of the National Park System. It also violates standard Anti-Vending and Solicitation Laws as well as misuse of public funds and government endorsement ethics. Everything this administration does spits in the face of our laws. Everything is a grift.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

me and the boys checking if friendly fire is on at spawn

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Brushing your teeth with a new toothbrush