Teenagers: *Smoke Juuls*
Gov: *Contacts e-cigarette companies to tell them to stop endangering kids, forces them to re-evaluate their advertising, bans flavored cartridges, funds campaign to end teen smoking*
Teenagers: *Literally shot & killed in their schools*
Gov:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better
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The FCC has voted to remove your freedom to information. That said, this will not go unpunished.
Anonymous ensures that @AjitPaiFCC, @brendancarrfcc, and @mikeofcc who voted to repeal #NetNeutrality, understand the mistake of taking away our freedom.
Expect us.
Please
They eat us now, they eat us later
Adding up our Wins on a calculator
You're a laughless clown, or a king that's throneless
Let me get those wings uuuuhhhhhhh boneless https://t.co/vXdnQXf7UD