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No vegans allowed until further notice

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

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@qu33nm00 You lookin for a stipend and a college credit? You’re hired-ish!

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@qu33nm00 Our interns come up with headlines ahead of time now and unfortunately they went with “New Queen Moo LP Mid at Best”

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@AngelaR00505417 @RollingStone Not as much as a hurricane gun

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@Oblivion_Six @RollingStone Gunna

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@MichealKendri12 @RollingStone

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@MichealKendri12 @RollingStone Fuck you commie scum

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Take a few deep breaths for me please. Now what in the fuck are you talking about?

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What your favorite Spider-Man says about you and your unhealthy relationship with your father

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Follow along for more tips on what to do when you drop a bucket of epoxy onto your cat by Hunter S. Thompson from the grave.

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Goodbye big Ed da handyman who was never relevant to me in the first place

[BigEdDaHandyman @BigEdDaHandyMan]

@RollingStone Goodbye @NeilYoung and @RillingStone Both great and relevant at one time. Now both are ancient relics cast to the dust bowl of history.

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Due to the backlash we’ve received from our article rightly denouncing the antics of well known antisemite, noodle the pug, we’ve decided we need to make the important statement you can find below. Thank you for your patience as we learn to grow with the times.

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This is the most slept on article we’ve ever published. We are tired of music ! It’s now the time for a list of shoes for dads on the brink of divorce to mow the lawn and disappoint their distant wives in ! Out with the old Balance in with the New

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Not all shoes are created equal: if you’re getting your steps in this week, you should be slipping into a pair of walking shoes. Here are the pairs we've reviewed and recommend to buy
https://t.co/FA2Tb7PSDc

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Breaking news: in a recent tweet, @wallacebandpa reveal plans to smother fans this Sunday.

[Wallace @wallacebandpa]

are y’all ready for us to take your breath away this Sunday?? keep your eyes peeled for a valentines surprise💕🍊

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Is @RickFerrarelli just another leftist heartthrob who plays a mean bass clarinet or a cuck with a long sax

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If @bigfatmeanies ever get their fucking act together we’ll do a cover story on them too.
#thetimehascome

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Rachel Levine was seen walking out of their last show mumbling something about it being safer for all 17 of them to spit into a humidifier in a crowded broom closet.

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We also have communist, big tobacco shill, @sadblondegay with a hot take on why tipping service industry workers is immoral!

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Philly Phallic Phood Phanatics?!
@wallacebandpa chow down on liberal vegan hot dogs, solve mystery of whether it’s a carrot or actual ground up vegans in there in a brand new interview.