RillyJill

"Don't ask me about my business, Kay..."

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Same, @FINALLEVEL...same.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Enforced monogamy isn't an answer for anything. Encouraging empathy, however...#empathy #wearenotthings

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Found this scrawled in one of our atlases. Going to blame Welsh/Irish DNA because I don't think I've ever said *out loud* that I blame British oppression for the fact that my ancestors ended up in Oklahoma. I think I know which kid it was. Soul of a poet, that one. #welsh #irish

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Just told my kids in a group text that their band name was Moron 5. Was hoping the Internet could tell me whether or not that makes me a bad parent...? #parenting

[leewah @leewah]

@WernerTwertzog https://t.co/2O2Yqt4JpV

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

@thenoahkinsey Poppyseed Distant

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[RillyJill @RillyJill]

@WernerTwertzog This is a little late, but thanks.

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

The biggest takeaway for me from the Comedy Cellar heckling story is...Louis CK still does not get that people usually ask when they want to see things. We like GOOD surprises. Sometimes. Unexpected dicks--figuratively and literally--not so much.

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

@iowahawkblog "You know, I'm going to have to think about that..."...(Go back to zoning out but try to make it "ponderous" instead of "bored".)

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Started to use the phrase "Sober as a judge" yesterday. Just doesn't have the same impact now.

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

If the calendar made you squirm you should wait to confirm.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The American Bar Association urged that senators vote on Judge Kavanaugh's nomination "only after an appropriate background check into the allegations made by Professor Blasey and others is completed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation" https://t.co/Vo5VwlPrFW

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Public Enemy is playing as I drop off 13yo at school.

"Fight the power, son! But also bring up that algebra grade. I'm serious. Ask her about correcting that quiz."

#GenX #parenting #teachthemtheclassics

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

@gregpak Me: "You know...*tump*."

Other People: "Could you use it in a sentence?"

Me: "Uh..."...:::hearkens back to childhood:::..."Y'ALL ARE GONNA TUMP THAT SWINGSET OVER IF YA DON'T STOP!"

Other People: "....?..."

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

@gregpak Are you from Oklahoma?! I've never seen "tump" in print, although it's one of my favorite words! (I've had to explain it to several people who live above Kansas.)

[RillyJill @RillyJill]

Group text from youngest son's coach, asking us to explain some details to the boys because he was getting "a lot of questions".

You wanted to mentor 13yos, "Chad". That's the bulk of what it is...answering infinite dumb questions.

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

She fought for her life, for our child, for recognition, for equal pay, for women’s rights. She never gives up.

I had this made for @serenawilliams last night after her match with some home videos from 1 year ago this week. Help me make sure she sees it!

#iloveyouserena

[Bloomberg CityLab @CityLab]

Britain creates the world's first ministry of loneliness https://t.co/KlAvL8kJwm

[Herbivore @ericbove]

I didn’t steal your pen. I just tried to borrow it forever.