Rina Mahoney

I like dancing and looking at things under microscopes but usually not at the same time

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

Friendly neighborhood Blood Banker here, we’re going to have a huge blood shortage! Find your local Red Cross donation center and give back!!

[AABB @AABB]

To help ensure an adequate blood supply is maintained as the #coronavirus outbreak continues, health officials and blood community leaders are coming together and urging Americans to donate blood. https://t.co/3WiKP81uHJ

[evelyn gee frick @evelyngfrick]

very interesting.......how every time i have told ppl who post abt going out in nyc rn........that going out for non-essential reasons is dangerous.........they have gotten defensive........almost as if........they know what they’re doing is wrong 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

I’ve been drafting an email to my TA for hours now because the reason I have to miss class is that I’m having a tube shoved up my cervix and my uterus blown up like a water balloon and I don’t know how to put that delicately

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

The thing about making the medical professionals in the house put away the turkey is that we will find the turkey's spinal cord and we will make you look at it

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

My favorite thing about working in the Nation's First Hospital™️ is that every time I go on the ancient elevators it's basically a free ride on the Tower of Terror

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

I just sat on the phone with a resident in total silence for 4 minutes because I didn't realize I had already been transferred to his number so if anyone needs me I'll be hiding in the hospital Zen Den until I forget that I exist

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

And in case anyone was wondering I failed that test

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

The true test of cardiovascular fitness is moving your boyfriend into a 4th floor apartment in August with no air conditioning.

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

@linds_ped I'm still not afraid of spiders but I am afraid of sepsis

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

Me: tells boyfriend I'm not afraid of spiders
Me 8 hours later: develops cellulitis secondary to a spider bite

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

Huge shout out to the woman who started a conversation and shared her fries with me when she saw a man staring at me and making me uncomfortable. Keep looking out for each other, ladies.

[Cat Cozzi @cozzi_cat]

So my possum living in the grill had babies

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

Today I got $5 for giving a tube of blood and I then used that money to buy a box of girl scout cookies and honestly trading blood for cookies is a pretty good analogy for my life in general

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT STOP @YouTube

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

I have asked YouTube to stop showing me Trump propaganda ads like 12 times now and THEY WONT STOP

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

@linds_ped I was honestly confused about what language you were speaking

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

@Kibler_Kaitlyn Worth it honestly

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

@linds_ped Ugh yes girl you get that bread

[Rina Mahoney @RinaMahoney]

@linds_ped Deadass ordered a space heater and a blanket from bed when I woke up this morning