@hoseimp_ayo If I were there, you surely wouldn’t deny yourself the pleasure of sliding your tail into my mouth and filling my belly until it creaks—did I guess right?~
A note for German marketers: what if you created an Advent calendar featuring highly carbonated drinks, and tucked a small pump into the final compartment?~
I FINALLY FOUND THEM! We went to four different stores, and I found the only pair at the very last one. God, wearing these jeans feels like I put them on when I had a flat butt, and then someone snuck up and pumped it full to the point where the fabric has stretched so much🫣
Tomorrow I’m heading to Berlin to visit some friends; if we go shopping, I’ll try to find at least one pair of jeans that fits me. (And I’ll also get my fill of food—they promised to take me to some cool pub 😋)
I spent half the day today picking out clothes for the upcoming winter. The biggest challenge has been finding jeans—I really want a pair of black ones, but I just can’t find any that fit my hips and bootty 😖😖
@hoseimp_ayo I’d be curious to know what other abilities you have, besides your hose-tail. Or is that your main feature? And if so, what else can you do with it?
@hoseimp_ayo I’d be curious to know what other abilities you have, besides your hose-tail. Or is that your main feature? And if so, what else can you do with it?
I love drinking highly carbonated beverages after a meal; with every sip, my stomach rises and becomes so soft. I adore poking it with my finger afterward. @///@
@Eddyinflatable@hoseimp_ayo At beaches, everyone should be given one of these devices upon entry—that way, if someone swims out past the buoys, it would automatically inflate and keep them from drowning. 😵💫😵💫
@Doccet_S@sierrabellylvr *Thirty minutes later* Okay, I... *hic* ...got it, but... what am I supposed to do with it now?... *pats his own stomach* ...want to touch it, @sierrabellylvr ?...YOU made me so big
@Doccet_S@sierrabellylvr Hey, you can’t just... *fast pumps* W-wait, that’s... that’s not fair!... *grinding sound* 600 pumps? I... I can’t... *pump* *pump* *pump* oh my god...oh my god... mmm... so tight...