Mariah Ashley

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

American politics before Trump were so much better

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

I feel like I've never been on the receiving side of blatant corruption and abuse of power. This is thrilling

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump winning us the World Cup:

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing about me, I’m going to mute a group message.. almost immediately.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It is physically painful to watch society become less intelligent and more strange, wicked, and devoid of empathy by the day.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: Every bar has that one guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking.

That’s Ken Paxton.

And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[420Matt @420matt9191]

🚨 BREAKING: Prestige Worldwide has dropped out of trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.