A duck recently followed me home from the park and has been living in my backyard. I've been feeding and watering it. I've named it Duck Norris. The legal system can kiss my ass. It's my pet duck now.
@brenonade Look at this motherfucker. Puts a fry in his mouth and before he even starts to chew he got his small little pig hands on the next unfortunately fry to shovel into his mouth with the rest of the disgusting shit he inhales.
Ironic that after this post the Walmart robot X account told me to call them about this and then proceeded to ask me "what do you want us to do about it" and the guy is still a manager at the store (despite having 3 years of bad inventory numbers as well). What a terrible place
Real quotes from my former boss at @Walmart before they fired me;
- "I refuse to let a piece of shit like you tell me I don't know how to do my job"
- "Are you retarded or do you just like to act like it?"
- "Let me teach you how to count since no one else did"
Shoutout to my incredible wife who surprised me with this beautiful art she drew and painted herself! She knew how much I love smiling friends! Best gift I have ever recieved! #smilingfriendsfanart
@DanhausenAD@joehendry Demand that they put this picture of the greatest two π to ever live in the Hall of Famehausen (and in the opening credits)
Signed,
THEN, NOW, FOREVERHAUSEN