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@ArtCrunchy Eat the rich

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@Digbylj You fud

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@PobertReston @BorisJohnson Partly your fault isn't it? Maybe you shouldn't have kowtowed to him so much during the election campaign. No wonder he thinks he can do as he likes.

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@Lord_Sugar Oh my god, imagine thinking you were *that* stupid...👀

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How refreshing it is to see an angry mob actually angry at the correct people.

#truthtwisters

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You know @bbclaurak, the "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" rule doesn't apply to you. You're supposed to be a journalist.

#truthtwisters #borisjohnsonspeech

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@DaftLimmy In Jaws, a wink from the sea captain halfway through getting ate off the shark.

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@80_mcswan Mel Gibson

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@Lord_Sugar *3 cunts

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@80_mcswan Mel Gibson

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@JonathanPieNews No

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@piersmorgan

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#borisbaby

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#PritiPatel

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@piersmorgan Look you're both cunts. Can't you just agree and leave it at that?

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@HrmQueene @JonathanPieNews Pampered arseholes indeed

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@ItCorbyn @tomhfh *narcissist cunt

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@BBC6Music Stuck in the Middle with You - Louise

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@DaftLimmy

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@bbclaurak @BBCPolitics @BBCNews Fuck off