@my100goals@Inevitablewest Embassies appear to have a track record of ignoring common sense. The Navalny one is particularly interesting, as that was a tribute to Russia's opposition leader and the Russian Embassy did not immediately remove it.
My therapist told me I need to be more intentional about my marriage.
So I onboarded my wife onto a personal CRM platform to track our relationship metrics.
I created a kanban board for household chores and assigned her three urgent tickets for folding laundry.
She didn't appreciate being tagged as an operational resource in a domestic sprint.
I set up an automated weekly email summarizing our emotional KPIs.
It tracks our date nights, argument frequency, coitus, and overall conversational ROI.
Yesterday I sent her a calendar invite for a performance review regarding her dishwashing velocity.
She declined the invite and proposed a new meeting titled "legal separation."
I realized my optimization strategy was perhaps lacking human empathy.
I tried to roll back the integration, but she had already revoked my administrative access to the primary bedroom.
I am currently sleeping on the couch.
Tomorrow I am going to buy her flowers and log it as a client retention expense.