Lin Henderson

Amateur Triathlete & Eco Wanker ✌🏼🌱

[Lucy ‘Cally’ Callingham @LucyCallingham]

Ready to represent @EnglandRugby with the @KXSteelers at #Pride  2019!!! @katemarkss @SueDay13 @abi_martin6 @SamMandourOx @RioBravo_

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@kellymatthews04 Mate it was fucking terrifying; i thought it was the apocolypse 😂

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Love Death and Robots is pretty fucking geeky/right up my street.

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

In the end, the only sport that matters; human competition at its purest and finest: it’s Japanese office chair racing.

[Lin Henderson @RioBravo_]

40 hours at work since Monday morning. What’s going on here then.

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I mean, Thanos has a point.

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Miss Vanjie gives me life.

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I just spent a good 15 minutes doing my daily dose of top knotch rational, voice of reason, calculated relationship advice to a friend only to realise that these kinds of thought processes is why I can’t let people in 😂

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Bumped into somebody who I absolutely adore this morning, haven’t seen them in ages. In our 10 minute interaction, we acquired a pallet. I HAVE A PROBLEM.

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‘I mean she’s one of those people who’d I’d take a photograph of and put it above the fireplace to stop my children going near it’ - Alan Glassey, 2019.

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My colleague said to me today ‘I swear you’re bionic’. I’ll take that.

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As of last night my WiFi password is jacobparvin

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The flat is now THE PALLET PALACE 😍. Can’t believe I didn’t think of something along those lines (unfortunately full credit goes to @BenRChristo)

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‘Mark Hamill looks like a leather handbag that’s been stuck down the side of a leather coach for 100 years’ - Carl Henderson, 2018.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS SUGGEST TEQUILA AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.

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Madeleine McCann documentary:

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My mum chucked me out of her house this evening because I was ‘lingering’ and she wanted to ‘sit down’. FUCKING CHARMING.

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My flat has been officially named: The Motherfucking Hub.

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Also one of them was so entertained by overhearing what was going on in my life he turned the table mic towards me so security could hear. I’ll take that.

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Highlight of my week - being chatted up by the croupiers at the casino. Is this what getting old feels like?