John Riordan

Cheapcutsatinandbadperfume
Showtime is almost here
Teased up by a strip cartoon
Laughing up your sleeve
Sniggering in your beer

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@KellySotherton He's got at least a million pound bonus for that. For seven games. So yeah, pretty much like winning the league for him.

You ever got a million for anything, Kell?

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@ediz1975 I remember hearing Gooners say this season that if Arse finished second, Arteta should be sacked. Do you remember that?

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@GaryRWard @SpursOfficial Two.

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@AlfieAlfieq21 @thfckostka @SpursOfficial Suspended.

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@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Tel and Souza huge positives. Xavi has underwhelmed, whilst obviously having the quality to craft openings.

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Machado is pathetic.

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@Rasslas @SpursOfficial @krakenfx Gray and Bents are not DMs. They are box to box players.

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@SW_Help I will be using your service next week and will need to do some work during the journey. Do your trains have quiet carriages?

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@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Gray at CB isn't helping his career.

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Batshit insane from Spurs, IF they want to use Richarlison to get Eze from Palace - because it does sound like SSN BS - and then sign Wissa.

The amount of things wrong with this would need a 3 volume trilogy to do it justice.
#Eze

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Hi @chilternrailway

What benefits would I get from having a Smartcard?

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@Shellmccabe Yeah I can see the difference - it's much, much worse. That's someone you trusted, who should protect you, love you, but violated you.

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@Ferretgrove "recognisably English".

After reading that, you can predict what she "saw".

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Marinakis: The Ozempic you been giving me not working. I put on weight! I look like a f**king beachball.

Nuno: Boss, it can take time to get the desired result. Maybe two seasons. #Nuno

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis went on the pitch at full-time to remonstrate with Nuno Espirito Santo after the 2-2 draw against Leicester 🌳

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@Tr1ckyTree @SkySportsPL Arsehole alert!

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James Murray is a truly appalling person and has no more value than a piece of shit. #ToryLabour

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@chilternrailway Hi, I am travelling to Aylesbury Vale Parkway on Sunday morning. I am 61 and recently sustained a knee and hip injury, making lifting difficult. Can I get any help in removing my cases, as I see it is unstaffed at that time?

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Refreshing to see a balance of pundits on #MOTD tonight - 2 scousers.

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@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Spence on the bench? Are you out of your tiny fucking mind?!!!!!

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@NorthBritannia @AdamBienkov @KemiBadenoch This bollox.