mario waller

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is your friendly reminder that data centers don't actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it's the cheapest way to do it.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Only black people start sleep training their kids a week or 2 before school starts. 🤣 talkin bout u gotta get use to waking up early again 🤣

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

This nigga looks like a 1950s racist toy

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

lmao if you’re off twitter for a day you won’t get any joke🤣

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[7rq @gloccnim]

IM CRYING 😭

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Whenever I see or read about bison this clip pops up in my head.....

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t have a favorite music genre. I’m a music whore

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is still a whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday’s waiting room. We’ve been scammeď, tricked, hoodwinked, misled, and deceived!

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

If a dog is put to sleep when it bites a child, why is a pedophile not also put to sleep when it molests a child?

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

The more you watch this video, the better it gets.

Most people will miss the other guy burning the shit out of his hand at the very end of the video on the hot gun barrel.

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soon as I seen this I said yup Trump got it

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it