Riot Birthday Mortdog

Parody Account.
Birthdays are mine alone. Currently a Senior Game Design Director at Riot Games & Lead Designer of Teamfight Tactics.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

I've heard a lot of complaints about set 15, but has anyone actually tasted it yet?

It's low key delicious.

The flavor profile is bold with hints of citrus and umami.

You need to suck on it for awhile to get to the nougat center but it is absolutely worth it!

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

I think I fucked up.

I took out a second mortgage on my house spec'ing on 5x of every chibi variant cosmetic (except Amumu) in TFT.

I thought I could sell them like in CSGO...

Does anyone want to buy my account for $500? I need to close my short Nvidia position asap.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Hey folks! Short post today. TLDW - This account is going to be posting a lot less TFT updates because I'm very old. I know folks are against X but the reality is I haven't been able to find my keys. I will not be taking questions, so do not feel free ping or even look at me. :)

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

We will be giving more champions chainsaws next patch.

This is a buff.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

We have heard your concerns loud and clear and after a lot of internal discussion.

We have decided to reanble augment and Anomaly stat tracking.

But only for Steb and Mel.

If everyone is very nice to me until Christmas we will also enable Swain and Violet.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

@rassha_wn Search "Pay Mortdog" on Bing then just mail the first address you find. I should get it.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

If you send me $5 I will send you augment data.

It is data I scraped from last set, from players who played less than 15 games.

But you can have it for only $5, and that's a sick deal.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

We need to have an important discussion about Camille.

Balance outliers happen and that's okay we will fix them.

But Camillie?

This champion has swords for legs.

That doesn't even make sense. Is she stupid?

She needs to burn in the fires of Muspelheim along with my LP.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

@esportslaw @DTIYDKshow @robinsongz @MilkTFT @Frodan Was happy to be a guest on your final, not final show. Thanks for the invite!

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Going into next week you will want to be armed with the knowledge of what the best Anomaly is.

It is Giant Sized granting a character 1000 health and making them huge!

This has insane synergy with Illaoi transforming her from a dommy mommy into a LARGE DOMMY MOMMY!

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Steb.

Many of you may ask why did we include a background character like Steb?

Because I love Steb.

I love when he uses Fish Blast in Arcane.

I love when he says it's Stebbing time.

I love when he Stebs all over then.

I'm all Stebbed up.

I also love my wife very much.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Many people believe Into the Arcane was designed as an homage/tie-in to season II of Arcane.

This is incorrect. The TFT team made hit characters Lorris, Steb, Maddie and more independently.

Fortiche loved what we made so much they wrote season 2 of Arcane around OUR characters.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

@rassha_wn No but Naxx is

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Yes you dummies the black screen is intentional.

Thats the set mechanic. It is to represent the inner conflict that is going on inside Jinx and VI in Arcane.

Will the blackness seeping into Jinxs heart win out? Or will you be able to play a game of TFT?

Boot up and find out!

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Yes as many of you have guessed our next line of cosmetics after Unbound champions will be Bound champions.

Your favorite league of legends champions tied up and imprisoned in creative ways.

We will be launching with Bound Thresh and Ahri in 2025.

[Paper the Dango lover @Papersculpting]

"Are we....still sisters?"

....no we are Dangos!

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

Over in my discord we have all sorts of feedback channels so the community can help make TFT a better game!

One thing we don't have is a live balance feedback channel.

The only way to submit live balance feedback is to beat me in Smash Bros. Otherwise I don't want to hear it.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

@TFT Can you please add a feature so that when you fully beat the TFT PVE experience for the first time Riot Prism will send you an email that says "Good Job!"

I think this would drastically improve the overall experience.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

There have been a lot of people asking me.

Mortdog is Syndra good?

I am finally ready to break my silence on this topic.

Yes.

[Riot Birthday Mortdog @RiotMort]

This is a public service announcement from the TFT and Cosmetics team.

The Dango Pudding is safe to eat, and delicious!

While it may look like it has sentience (it does) don't let that stop you from consuming one of the tastiest treats our expert chefs have ever cooked up!