Elon’s Ket Guy

Get high, get fly, play video games all day

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: Men posed as ICE agents and detained and assaulted a woman… and Tom Homan is telling everyone that they just have to comply with this.

A woman was driving on Highway 211, in Oregon, when a vehicle with flashing red and blue lights pulled behind her.

Believing she was being stopped by law enforcement, she pulled over.

Two men approached her vehicle, one was carrying a rifle, and they claimed to be ICE agents and told her she was being detained.

They pulled her out of her car, searched her, and put her in the back of their vehicle.

Then, a third man… who remained inside the vehicle… assaulted her.

He told her he was the “guard.”

The men were wearing tactical vests labeled “POLICE,” carrying fake badges, and wore face coverings.

They held her for nearly 20 minutes before telling her she was free to go… and then she drove herself to the hospital.

And while she was there, she reported that she started receiving text messages from someone claiming to be a law firm offering legal representation for her detention.

Federal authorities later confirmed this was NOT an official ICE operation… These were people pretending to be federal agents.

And this is exactly why Tom Homan telling people to “comply” with anyone claiming to be ICE is so incredibly dangerous.

Because what is a person supposed to do when someone in a tactical vest, carrying a gun, pulls them over with flashing lights and says they are federal agents?

Just trust them?

This is not about telling people to resist legitimate law enforcement.

This is about the government normalizing a system where anyone can look like an armed federal agent, claim to have authority over you, and expect you to obey without being able to verify who they are.

That doesn’t make people safer.

It makes everyone more vulnerable to being kidnapped, assaulted, or killed by criminals who know they can pretend to be ICE.

[Elon’s Ket Guy @RioterStan]

@BoldfaceJames Because Kishimoto gives zero fucks about his characters and wishes he could make the Naruto/sasuke romance novel he’s always wanted

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Why was cuz in his car at 4:30 in the morning on a Wednesday

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

The most successful trick the elites ever pulled was making "Poor" a personality flaw instead of a systemic result. We live in a world where a guy who inherited $100M calls a teacher "lazy" because they can't afford rent. And half of you believe him.

[Covie @covie_93]

The white supremacists wear masks because they're your neighbors, teachers, doctors, plumbers, cops, electricians etc...

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

The "Middle Class" was a 50-year fluke designed to prevent a communist revolution during the Cold War. Now that the threat is gone, the elites are systematically dismantling it. You aren't "falling behind"; you’re being pushed back into the peasantry.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Yeah in the back of my mind ima think it’s a sting operation or a potential robbery

[Michael Galant @michael_galant]

Hegseth has now murdered over 200 people in the Caribbean and Pacific without public evidence or trial.

[Shad @1GodShad]

Talking to women who looking for partnership and collaboration > women who want you to lead all the time.

[ben kavanagh @bkava]

An important rule of thumb. If a revolt is a genuine revolt for the people, to increase the power of the people, global media will ignore and suppress it.

If a revolt is organised and funded by US imperialism to overthrow an inconvenient or opposing govt, it will be everywhere.

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

The horror stories I've heard about the fucked up psychopathic shit cops do to homeless people because cops think no one will care or believe them. 😔

[Ollie Vargas @Ollie_Vargas_]

Bolivan miner on strike: The police are raised by working class families then grow up to shoot at their own people.

[DJ Green Villain @DJGreenVillain]

For a nigga that don’t drink or smoke, he really don’t make good decisions. He organically stupid

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

It's honestly a massive market failure if a person producing their own food at home can achieve a lower marginal cost than a competative market of firms solely dedicated to producing hot meals. Can't understand why you would support free markets if they can't even deliver lunch.

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Please block Polymarket. They are not real news. They are hedging bets on real world events to make them true.

[🍀IRIS🌼 @iris_s_e_e]

When I see a little kid wearing something Sonic related, I feel like so SO HAPPY THAT WE ARE GETTING NEXT GEN FANS

It's like, boy I was like you when I was a kid 😭 it warms my heart

[Lei Gong @gonglei89]

100% of American decline is from people like you being really really dumb and easy to fool.

[Araali 🦉 @joelanthony23]

In the same way, people who are brutally honest are never brutally honest about praising you or being kind. It's always the bad stuff they have to say that they feel the inability to temper.