Todd C. Pontius

Lead singer / rhythm guitarist for the Jack Bauer Marching Band, Central PA's #3 most-acclaimed James Blunt cover band.

I am an avid quiche enthusiast.

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@chelseaperetti @loneamorphous This ditty is not about coffee, but it tells an important truth about our Senate and sound policy obstruction!

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@KSaunders03 Pretty cool to see who rushes over to congratulate Parker, too

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In addition to being a shpectacular deal, the 1.776 USD per gallon gas prices @sheetz today afford an exciting opportunity to buck the trend of the hackneyed 9/10 cent price addendum

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@DrakeGatsby 1 Mercury Day is like 58.6 Earth Days.* Just saying. 👀

(*source: exploratorium dot edu)

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@Komaniecki_R "Yahaha! You ground me!"

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@KenJennings Never Gonna Give You Up (Ballad of Refusal to Let U Down)

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"Desirable."
"Sought-after."
"House."
Can you even be in the real estate business without knowing these three buzzterms? I would argue, simply: No.

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@atdanwhite Pretty next-level content / ad juxtaposition here.

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@tjj5009 Holy moly.

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@nameshiv Mario is great—Super Mario World and Super Mario 64: both exquisite games, amongst others!

But my goodness the things happening in the Zeldaverse (or "Hyrule," if you will) are just so profoundly amazing / in a whole different world—and have been for quite some time!

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Real-life persona aside, "Harlan Crow" sounds like the name of a Batman nemesis / generic DC Comics villain

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Yesterday, I elected not to slice and apply lettuce to my sandwich because it would have meant 2 fewer minutes playing Tears of the Kingdom. I utilized the time saved to fall down the same hole twice. #TotK

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"Hello everybody!!! We are Arms Wide Open, Secaucus's *Premier* Creed cover band!"

(Audience roars excitedly)

"AND WE JUST HEARD SOME NEWS TODAY"

(Roaring intensifies)

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@steak_umm Marketing doesn't resonate with me. I know nothing of you nor your frozen beef sheets

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A lot of people build their identity off of bad interpretations of a document written like 240 years ago

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It's that day of the Gregorian Calendar where a certain boy band meme reemerges!

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Still assertion still holds

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They do say that South Philadelphia is the Athens, GA of Southeast Pennsylvania

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@PennStateOn3 #DominateTheState

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Luke warm take: Whomever the Steelers choose with the 32nd pick (author's note: Joey Porter Jr. would be both cool and sensible!) should count as a first round draft pick.

Logic here being that usually the 32nd pick is one of the first 32 picks.

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They do say that South Philadelphia is the Athens, GA of Southeast Pennsylvania

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@jonlovett I've heard the MTA's truth social account is taking off like a 7 Express outta Times Square