Ripken Trades

Parody. Sysadmin. Mediocre trader. Living room guitarist.

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God bless us with a lil relief ripper into lunch. Thx in advance

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🪓 🪓 straight chop

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Please God y’all stop doing TA on $vix

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Once again buy the open strat is undefeated…

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Just buy the open strat is back on the table! 😂

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Just bought a new place in Jan and wanted to get everything serviced so called a company out to do some maintenance a few months back and they didn’t attempt to do any work instead quoted me 25k for a completely new system and duct work or 17k for new furnace and duct work. 😂
I hope whoever you use gives you a much better deal Jedi!

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So Alexa? 😂

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*OPENAI PLANS TO RELEASE HOME SPEAKER AS FIRST HARDWARE PRODUCT

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Price action feeling real healthy right now am I right? 😂

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So… back to ATH by Friday I guess?

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Whole market moving like a penny stock lately..

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Happened even quicker than I expected😂

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What are the odds that Iran comes out and denies this within the next 2 hours lol?

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What are the odds that Iran comes out and denies this within the next 2 hours lol?

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Trump says he has "cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening" as "discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved"

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@jedimarkus77 just renewed our orgs yearly adobe pro subscriptions, and as much as it costs idk how they aren’t in the trillion dollar club 😂

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@jedimarkus77 Gonna be interesting to see if talks.exe or BGL come out on top today.

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@jedimarkus77 Not enough AI I guess…

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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@jedimarkus77 Hearing rumors this was in the intro packet when onboarding at Kansas 1lot Financial. 🫡

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No relationship but took entire family to eat lunch with the guy? 🤣

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

LUTNICK: I DID HAVE LUNCH WITH EPSTEIN BECAUSE I WAS ON A BOAT NEAR HIS ISLAND, WAS THERE ON A FAMILY VACATION

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@DoubleWideCap Had that conversation with my ole lady last night. If we need multiple 24 packs of shit paper for a weekend storm we have bigger problems than a freeze 🤣