Calvin

Charlie Brown fan. Eater of Subway. Missing Toe (Reward if found). Co-Host of @TheDeRailers Podcast. Shoutouts to Keanu Reeves.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

"I buried my Father today..."

"I'm so sorry. How did he die?"

"I just told you how."

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

I'm only curious to know if they managed to include the song 'Master of the Universe' by Let's Get It from their album 'Masters of the Universe'.

So, if you know, let me know.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ debuts with 78% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/xsXKvFxjHl

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@Wrestling80s90s It's these type of fighting words that get you put into one-on-one matches with THE UNDERTAKER!

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

Marlins pitcher, who throws at Okamoto and then acts like a tough guy, hurts himself while sitting and stretching, and then his team loses the game.

Loved it.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Roof open.
Sun shining.
Sold out crowd.
Series win.

A perfect day in Toronto ☀️

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

Chris Pratt to play Vito Corleone confirmed.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Stop touching the classics.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@gIasspigeon @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Why is yours dripping milk from the eyes?

More importantly, why would you immediately jump to the assumption it's milk?!

If you're experiencing milk sweats, seek medical attention.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@synthwaveNeko Yes. Because I told the robot to.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@nosoyconor

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse So, you're still mad? About the fake microwave you said you weren't mad about?

I hope one day you track down the AI microwave that wronged you, and you bring it the justice it deserves.

But don't take that shit out on my incredible microwave. It didn't hurt you, ma'am.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@gIasspigeon @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Insisting? No. Madam, you are mad about this. It's insanely sad. I'm genuinely worried for you.

All that's wrong with the world today, but you wanna get worked up about a picture of a fake microwave.

Forgive me that I won't be taking the opinion of a worthless nobody seriously.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@sinedesk @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Where did I say I hate sketching?

I couldn't find it in my 10 word tweet.

So, I would love to know where you read it.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@cntaminatedbnez @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Oh boy. The weirdo who is triggered by the fake microwave picture is calling me a stupid loser.

And since I always trust and value the opinion of Twitter Karens...

Looks like I need to turn my life around.

... Perhaps I'll start with a new fridge to match my awesome microwave!

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse I'd rather love it then get pointlessly angry and worked up about it.

Especially when it's genuinely nothing.

You're mad at a picture of a fake microwave.

Take that in for a second.

Maybe be a little more concerned with your own brain function, lady.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@cntaminatedbnez @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Yes, I am the clown here.

Not the person who's whining over a picture of a fake microwave.

That is definitely not sad, or pathetic.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Oh no, they forgot symptom number five:

Refers to pictures as "graphs".

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@cntaminatedbnez @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse I'll take being stupid for using AI over being sad and pathetic because I'm mad people are using it, any day.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@okayplayboy @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse

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@cntaminatedbnez @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Says the guy using someone else's reply.

[Calvin @RipkenWN]

@FortyThreeHams @EF_escape @TheWapplehouse Whew. You're angry when you're hungry. Here, I microwaved you a Snickers.