MJ (👺)

🌳Friend HAVER🌳 63yo, 5ft4in, Pe/Nis. THE REVILED CURSE THAT DEFINED OUR AGE.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

Yeah I’ll be in to have sex with you in a minute babe, right now I’m busy dribbling my piss onto the floor for you to step in later

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@ArmorofIre I just google what I want to eat and then do what the thing tells me. Most people say its fake and I dont know how to cook but I prefer saying that im like Kakashi the Copycat ninja but im the Copycat chef (it goes harder than admitting im a fraud)

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@griffraff97 Oh but when I fall asleep on the zero turn ive "had too much to drink" or im "suffering congestive heart failure"

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@HumbleKatsu @Destiny2Team Learn how to play the game

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

Every one piece fan ive ever met has unregulated B.O. stinky ass armpits and a sharp radiating crotch aura.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

You know your 4 dollar bottle of water is about to hit when the 7 eleven man looks like his soul is gone.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@griffraff97 Goated of him to let you use it to blow up his establishment on just a borrow basis.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Since I know he won’t see this, I went to the bathroom in a restaurant as Christopher Nolan was coming out and it smelled worse than anything I’ve ever smelled in my life. It wasn’t even a poop smell. It was like he was making compost in there. It was unreal.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

Walked outside and watched this shit fall from his ass

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

Let's put Kevin O'leary on this

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@Sammi_Sativa 448.67

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@griffraff97 So you cant give me rides anymore is what youre saying.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@ArmorofIre Mine would be Asskicker tough guy meditation and kung fu expert who also sells Kratom on the side.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

Are we six months into this dudes term yet? My dad said that six months in everyone will be wearing a Burqa and all the churches will be turned into Mosques.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

In all seriousness whats stopping any NBA team from getting a jacked homeless guy off the street, giving him 50k and sending him out onto the court to do nothing but beat Shai Gilgeous-Alexanders face into an unrecognizable slush puppy of blood and gray matter.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@ArmorofIre Not a druid. Inherently uncool.

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

This never became reality bc were all too fat now the house would tip over.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Probably my favorite Disneyland picture. The Monsanto House of the Future, 1958

[MJ (👺) @RippedCock]

@griffraff97 I think i see the problem here. They were trying to drive their car where your car was already at.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.