Ripper, the Vampire Slayer

One girl in every generation? Sod off - I'm th' bloody Slayer. @NoWingsOfWax and @BleedsMagicOut's man.
[#Buffy | RP | AU | MC | 21+] #Buffering #DisasterTriad

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

The Slayer Approacheth.

*He yawns in the hope of equalizing the pressure in his ears, and grunts softly with relief as they “pop.” The change in altitude - the fourth and final time over the past 18 hours - is a real bitch, but it means that he's that >

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

🙄

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

You know they were getting NASTY in the 70s

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Buffy Summers @LabyrinthBuffy]

Hey everyone - protect yourselves, like, yesterday.

Scroll down to see where to find the setting to turn off.

[Buffy Quotes @BestofBuffy]

Giles: Hello, Ethan.
Ethan: Hello, Ripper.
#BuffyQuotes #Buffy

[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

Ever since we met I only shoot up with your perfume. It's the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

...

[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

...Oh, bloody hell no.

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

What??

[Randall Evans @NoWingsOfWax]

*Blushes bright red.*

Ripper!

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Oi, @NoWingsOfWax, LNX is copyin' us!

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

// No, thank you, fetish account. Not only won't I follow back, as a birthday gift, I soft blocked you.
🙄

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

>.>
<.<

[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

Can we fast-forward 'til you go down on me?

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Oh, it arrived?
Brilliant.

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Yes. And?

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

To: @NoWingsOfWax and @BleedsMagicOut
From: Yer Ripper

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

Of course...I really, really /like/ fightin'...

[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

I won't give up without a fight

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

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[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

In the sickness of you, I'm just a white blood cell fighting like hell for you

[Ripper, the Vampire Slayer @RipperNotRupert]

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[P!ATD LYRICS @patdlyricsbot_]

I will come back to life, but only for you