Risa Langston 🖤

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

It’s the second weekend I procrastinated tanning my face until right before bed.
Now here I lay like a fuggin mummy to avoid laying my face on my pillow with a fresh tan
100% first world problems.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

@itsyourboiirich I was for sure awake all. night. long. I’m front seat on the struggle bus today!

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Not me laying here, scrolling, at 10 knowing I have to get up at 5. 🙃

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Senior year of high school we had a whole year to finish a 10 page senior project paper…. Now a 10 page paper is just another Monday night for me 🙃

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Usually one of the best parts of coming home from a vacation is sleeping in my own bed. Well our hotel room bed was so freaking comfy that being home in my bed isn’t as exciting this time 😂

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Honestly, there isn’t anything much better than a good soft pretzel.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Someone please tell me why I thought it would be a good idea to make a Dr.’s appt for 7:45 am. This was not a good idea.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Actual conversation I had today:

Me: just send me an email with your new address and I can change it.
Ex employee: actually can YOU email ME and I can respond because I’m in the bath and I can’t get a pen to write your email down
Me: uh… yeah…

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Drew finally bought the nail gun I’ve been wanting and I’m so excited. This is adulthood 😂

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Words I hate hearing Drew say after getting into bed: “yup, we’ll go ahead and take custody” followed by “sounds good, I’m on my way” 😫

See ya I’m the morning, babe!

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

@itsyourboiirich Because of you I still keep tapatio at my desk ALWAYS.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

@kaileynoelrae I’m also a 14. Old Navy was my go to for years. But now by the afternoon they are so stretched out I have a diaper ass. I made the switch to Abercrombie and honestly 15/10 recommend. They are SO good. Worth every single penny.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Why is it that the movie always starts a half hour after the scheduled time? @RegalMovies I’m lookin at you.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

@twebbb_ You. Ain’t. Lyin. 😫

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Tomorrow I wake up to a six year old. Wild.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Tonight is one of those nights that I hope I just close my eyes and then BAM my alarm is going off in the morning.
My tank is empty. I have nothing left to run on and sure as heck nothing left to give for the day.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Made it to the gym. Currently look like a tomato.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Let’s play a game… will I wake up for my 7:00am alarm to go to the gym? 😅…

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Often I think about getting my masters. Then on days like today where I write a 7 page research topic proposal for my degree I’m currently getting ….and I’m like nah I’m good.

[Risa Langston 🖤 @RisWitherspoon]

Got my ass HANDED to me at the gym tonight 🙃 *humbling*
Then I took a life changing shower so …I guess it’s worth it.