Rizal Andre

Football Enthusiast 🇲🇨 ⚽️ | Eling lan Waspada

[Rizal Andre @RisalAS]

Ada dering telepon, panjang dan keras,
dalam rongga dadaku.
"Ini siapa, tengah malam telepon?
Mengganggu saja."
"Ini Ibu, Nak. Apa kabar?"
"Ibu! Ibu di mana?"
"Di dalam."
"Di dalam telepon?"
"Di dalam sakitmu."

@jokopinurbo, 2004

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

The fastest way to lose a good man..

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

🔴 This girl's diet and transformation are going viral in China🇨🇳 and it's so amazing, I'm convinced that dieting is the cheapest way to become cute... The before and after pictures are amazing.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Husband comes home and finds his wife and kids taking a bath in the backyard 🥹

[Akar!!! @YJuwiring]

✨✨

[Timnas Xtra @TimnasXtra]

Jay Idzes vs AC Milan (A)

Rock solid. 🧱

https://t.co/TyQCoiSRdd

[NassrXtra @NassrXtra1]

John Cena in a past BBC interview:

“If I had to name famous footballers, I would start and end with Cristiano Ronaldo. That's it”.

Happy retirement, @JohnCena 🫡

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

🔙 That Cristiano Ronaldo freekick to help Al-Nassr complete their comeback against Damac. 🥵🥵

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

PEAK FICTION 🔥

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

🏆 Serie A
🏆 Serie A Most Valuable Player
🏆 Serie A Team of the Season
🏆 AIC Serie A Team of the Year
🏆 AIC Serie A Footballer of the Year

Scott McTominay has had an unbelievable 2025 👏

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨🗣️ Carragher:
Henry only won two league titles, he might not be as lucky as you, winning 6 or 7 Premier League titles.

🗣️ Scholes: Six or seven????

🗣️ Carragher: How many Premier Leagues did you win?

🗣️ Scholes: 11 Premier Leagues. 🤯🔥

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Happy 52nd birthday to Ryan Giggs.

Games: 963 🔴
Goals: 168 ⚽
Premier League: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
FA Cup: 🏆🏆🏆🏆
League Cup: 🏆🏆🏆
Champions League: 🏆🏆
Comm Shield: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Super Cup: 🏆
Club World Cup: 🏆

🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson: “Ryan Giggs is the greatest player Manchester United has ever produced. He has never let us down. For me, he’s the best.”

🗣️ Paul Scholes: “The best player I played with? Ryan Giggs. He could do everything.”

🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: “When I arrived at United, Giggs was the player I watched most. A legend — on and off the pitch.”

🗣️ Roy Keane: “Giggs was unbelievable. The things he did in training… frightening. A proper United player.”

One club man. 💪

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

2008 Cristiano Ronaldo will always remain the greatest individual season of any footballer.

[NassrXtra @NassrXtra1]

🚨💣😨😱

Kevin-Prince Boateng:

before I joined Barcelona, they asked who is the best player in the world? And whats your favorite team?

I said Cristiano Ronaldo and Real Madrid

I had to LIE on the press conference

Signing for BARCELONA, THEY SAID YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM IS BARCELONA AND THE BEST PLAYER IS LEO MESSI

They say otherwise you CANT play here; its IMPOSSIBLE.

I LIED because I wanted to play.

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Hunter x Hunter (2011)

[Aarz-e-ishq @Aarzaai_Ishq]

Small budget big happiness 😍❤️

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨🗣️Pierluigi Collina, when asked about the most the greatest moment of his career:

"We were in the last two minutes, and I saw the Bayern players on the bench ready to celebrate their title. The fans were hugging each other in the stands waiting for my final whistle.

Then suddenly, Manchester scores two goals in two minutes and reverses the score. I will never forget the joy of the players and the English bench, it looked like lions roaring, in front of a cathedral silence on the Bayern side.

The United players were running like crazy on the pitch, while I saw a Bayern player lying crying, without hope, with enormous disappointment. I approach him, but I can't think of anything else to say to him other than "Get up and fight, you still have 20 seconds left!

But at that moment, I saw the true face of football, where players would give their whole lives in a stadium, with people shouting with joy and others bruised deep in their souls." #MUFC

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

rare kind of bird

[IMole @_UTDIMole]

🇧🇷 Kaka on GOAT debate

🗣️ “Winning A World Cup Doesn’t Change Anything. I Won It All, And I’m Not The Best In History.Leo Messi Is Genius But The Best And Most Complete In History Is Cristiano Ronaldo.”