Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis

Nerd. Lib. Navy. Codependent husband and dad. breakfast virtuoso, lover of books and beer. I post a lot of pics of my daughter and my dog. they both shit a lot.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

A good friend of mine wasn't taken seriously about her dog's health. He had to have emergency surgery, & she's got a 5 figure bill.
This woman HELPS people and animals, me included. never stops. Help her, spread the message. Please, I'm begging y'all.
https://t.co/cNZWEewFKh

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@elysiacb Pressure. Spritz and rub, but you need to be putting pressure on those specs like they're a Russian defector.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RedDMartalArts I aim to please, Rev.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RedDMartalArts We don't talk about the 4loko incidents of 2010. There was coke in that shit.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

I'm still alive, bitches, here's a child

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

30 minutes before I'm gone. See y'all in the funny papers.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@Br1ttanykate He can smell what is cookin

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@Br1ttanykate Good lord he's engaging so well!

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

Well, it's happening.

Deployment. Fuck.

In 22hrs will be putting my rack together and being neurotic. I have about 80 books downloaded.

I won't have the Girls, or the Bandit. And that's what kills me.

The time'll pass if I'm there or not, but I'm going to miss them so much.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@Nat1Fun @OboeLauren I am 100% on Angel's Envy. I had a trade with my dad - not available in OKC. You could get it on base. So I would get a bottle of Makers when he went to Kentucky, he'd get some Angels.

Woodford reserve is shit. It tastes like someone saw the score but never heard the music.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RedDMartalArts I'll be away from the world on your birthday. But please take this close to heart as you can.
You're not the worst luchadore I've seen. And you're a good dad.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@redwyrmofficial @MoseyDm As well it should be. We had a house rule. Every level over standard healing potion was +50ml. So if you're chugging a Supreme potion, that's 5 shots. That's a full round. Never met someone that could chug a quarter of a liter in less than 6 seconds. Water or icky medicine.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@ChefReactions Nightbreed! Based off "Cabal" by Clive Barker and adapted and directed by him!

You've got campiness, serial killers, monsters, thinly veiled racism, prophets, early 90s overacting, redneck hit squads, hyper-violent police, magic, prophecies.

All in Calgary! Fucking Alberta!

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@tarashdev @ChuckCjmmn We do NOT associate the warmth and kindness of @Raffi_RC with that person. He is a walking surgical glove filled with cottage cheese.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RBlademaker Killer.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RBlademaker Niiiiice. What wood?

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RBlademaker Nice. Straight handle or curved?

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@RBlademaker You gonna drift or drill the eye? It's nice, looks frankish.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

Okay, a bit late to Starfield. I will gladly throw down my life for Cora Coe and every single wily and curious girl that is on this planet or any other. Go learn how shit works, kiddo, break our brains. I'm not meant to understand yall. But help? fuck yeah, I've got hands.

[Le Baroun Bachone de Mallepertuis @RiseOfTheBacon]

@EilonwySedai Car'a'carn. Ayoola just taking a break from being a murder muffin to acknowledge her future spouse who does very little for the series.