Rise the Webnovel

Ouyang's stress relief.

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Cracked the code. Roe was a fish, Wade wanted Roe’s eggs for caviar, Roe wanted to keep the eggs. Weird thing for the Supreme Court to be involved in though.

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We ran some studies. People who don’t read Rise often practice satanism, and have vivid sexual fantasies involving their fathers and/or mothers. Not step-parents, actual blood parents. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Just an FYI, I’m going to talk about cows and milk a lot. Because I like cheese and pizza is the best food.

-Dev

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I got a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Realized I was pouring cow titty juice on colored rings made of corn with food dye and sugar and artificial flavors. The universe is a strange place.

-Devshard

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I fit inside a toilet paper roll. That makes me sad. #ThinWangGang?
- Devshard

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Meet Devs' new hero!

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Just came up with a mind blowing webnovel idea. A crossover between xianxia and omega-verse. A male cultivator becomes pregnant after discovering a hidden manual. We’ll call it: Cultivating the Path of Motherhood.

Mpreg+Young Master+Level Up every trimester.

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Man. When I was a kid on RuneScape, people would trade Rune Plate to cyber with my female avatar. These new pedos out here threatening kids with spawn kills for pics…

We need to fight against this.

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I'm genuinely hoping the readers can explain the translator thought in today's chapter to me. I still don't understand.

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I’m just waiting for the story where a man is transported to an alternate world after falling off the toilet and dying.

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Send in the clowns!

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You know what's crazy? The fact that Team Guangzhou is 2 games down and on the verge of being knocked out. Yet, they still can't unstick their heads out of their asses.

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I feel like if Rise was set just a little further in the future and not in Season 5, we'd have Ouyang giving us some nice TikTok dance moves in the background.

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Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily, life but a dream. Maybe I should do a rowboat stream...?

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Injuring your fingers are the worst. You never expect it, but try writing an essay with papercuts all over the webbings between your fingers. That shit is uncomfortable as fuck!

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Devshard has declared that he won't go degenerate today. I don't believe he'll make it. To all the readers who see this right now, this is a call to action! Go full degenerate and make Devshard break his vow!

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I just watched the video for Bo Burnham's music video, 'White Woman's Instagram', and no lie, I wanna be able to take cute pics like that. What does that have to do with Rise? Well, not much. But when have we ever been limited by relevance?

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The world continues to spin, and Team Guangzhou is ready for yet another assbeating.

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I want to see the 3-0 stomp on Team Guangzhou, but I'm also conflicted because of how they've been built up to be the big, strong baddie. It's kind of a shame if they lose so easily.

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