Life hack: go out to a bar literally any bar of your choice, have a mediocre time and then let your uber drivers to and fro hit you up for a date or two 😂😂😭 lmao what is life #uber#uberwins
Is getting older just finding yourself crying to more songs and trying to figure out where the lines are drawn for age appropriate clothing because accurate 😳🤔😬😆
I have officially been nominated by my family via @badpeoplegame the most likely to draw a dick on someone’s face while they are passed out, just in case you were wondering 😂😂😂💀
Anyone else’s parent say goodbye thru text😒🙄 like hey ima text you but im also still gonna work my parent magic and make it seem like I hung up on you cuz we done here “goodbye” ...and *click*✌🏼😳🤨😂 🤦🏻♀️ #thanksmom#textsfrommom#byeee
Losing IG followers has been nothing but laughs and smiles for me like yes my circle smaller I literally nod and smile like good for you doing you I love that and good for me cuz idgaf let’s realize what’s worth our time I’m glad you lookin out for you boo let’s roll on 💪🏻💪🏻