ally sumner 🦋

time flies when you’re cooking with gas

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

It’s with great sadness, we mourn the tragic deaths of our friend Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew Gaudreau.

Our hearts are broken by this devastating loss. Johnny was and always will be a member of the Flames family and loved by all of Calgary.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Put “Never Went to Therapy” on my gravestone

[faith @lesbians4luke]

“what does grrah mean”

[montse ʚїɞ @montsrella]

if justin bieber does perform at the superbowl, i hope everyone that knew me in middle school thinks about me and how bad my bieber fever was i want that and my thousands of facebook posts about him to haunt them for the rest of their lives

[۟ @headnavy]

My outfit for today

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

taylor swift after travis kelce wins the superbowl

[alexis @anp_444]

first of all, i hope they all rot and never know a moment of peace in the life ever again. second, fuck the flames for saying the dube’s leave was for “mental health” reasons. disappointing and disgusting.

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

that makes sense. she invented driving with her 2007 hit “Shut Up and Drive”

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

Me singing both Timbaland and Nelly Furtado’s parts of the chorus in Promiscuous

[DW 🕊️ @Dwillsofficial0]

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[ally sumner 🦋 @RiskThat]

Also … I landed my dream job 🫢

[ally sumner 🦋 @RiskThat]

Goodbye @yyc_compliments that was a good run

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

These are obvious account deletions with no tweets & no log in for years

[kemi @kemimarie]

all the bad bitches are sagittarius’