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Mitch from the early 2000s Calgon adverts is my homeboy

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Muller unveil new post-Brexit Fruit Corner yoghurt

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@Vanillavoddie Bored lol, hows things Essexy lady?

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#IBlameCaroleBaskinFor tempting me to watch a show that transpired was about neither of my favourite types of prawn

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@Vanillavoddie Looking mighty fine Jac!

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@princess_snide @branderzy @drpepper Thanks, we have Dr Pepper but I'm keen to try this.... maybe ill spot some in the US food aisle that a lot of our bigger supermarkets have

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@BritBox_UK How about some forgotten 90s comedy dramas- Roger Roger, Preston Front, Bad Boys, Underworld? Or Grange Hill and The Bill from episode 1?

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@brendaanne66 And tomorrow afternoon, and Monday afternoon....

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@CogitoErgoWtf Probably wouldn't get commissioned for a second season

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@greydonsquare @kathimmel You've got a new fan here 😀

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@boujeemunchkin @krisv_723 Mmmm Pussy Funk

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@Baddiel David please retweet this for us we are an independent in Liverpool and need all the help we can get

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@Pauline_Latham @ML1Hughes I see why they call yours The Compassionate Party

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@Danny85255656 @veritymitchell @cnapan @nifthy99 @LouiseRawAuthor @Conservatives They're having a whip round in Tirana

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@DanPattersons @cnapan @LouiseRawAuthor @Conservatives Yes, truly wonderful

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@SeanJC Oh, I was expecting something along the lines of analytical breakdown of percentages of food poisoning from takeaways being attributed to the delivery drivers

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@girl_tinder I am going to stockpile the whole isle of wight 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@SeanJC Not sure what you're basing this sweeping generalisation on

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