$t£P_in the name of Love

Chelsea💙 to the World, Orlando Pirates🖤 at Home, Lover❤️ at heart.

Eclectic taste in Music🎧

I tweet.. Sometimes.

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

Guess where the Zimbabwean who killed his wife and two kids in the UK and ran away to take a flight to Zimbabwe was found just now??? Yep you got it right in the Xenophobic Banana Republic country of South Africa 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤡 Arrested by Interpol, this year alone I don’t know how many people on interpol have been found in our country just walking around freely… ‼️‼️

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

Rafael Nadal, Serena Williams, Roger Federer, Lewis Hamilton, Tiger Woods, Virat Kohli. All these sporting stars are considered to be goats of their respective sporting codes and not a single one of them was ever accused of having their respective sports being rigged to suit them btw. #Noticing

[Royale Union Saint-Gilloise @UnionStGilloise]

Yes. President Yama 2000 has arrived. 💛💙

Relebohile Mofokeng joins Royale Union Saint-Gilloise on a four year-deal. More information on https://t.co/fGFFdLtPin.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Seven undocumented foreign nationals arrested in Ogies for manufacturing illicit alcohol:

Seven undocumented foreign nationals have been arrested after police uncovered an illegal alcohol manufacturing operation at a plot in Ogies, Mpumalanga.

Acting on information from the public about suspicious activities, SAPS members raided the premises and discovered large quantities of unlabelled alcohol, brewing equipment, chemicals and packaging materials.

The value of the seized illicit alcohol and equipment is still being determined.

The suspects have been charged with contravening the Liquor Act, with additional charges under the Immigration Act after it was established they were in the country illegally.

Police are also searching for the owner of the property.

The suspects are expected to appear in the Ogies Magistrate’s Court.

SAPS thanked members of the public for reporting suspected criminal activity.

[Football Stage @Football__Stage]

Orlando Pirates DDC have signed Mbekezeli ‘Mbazo’ Mbokazi, the defender who hails from Hluhluwe (KZN) is said to have a lot of potential.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Incroyable ça ! 🤩🇿🇦🇲🇽

16 ans après, QUINONES A CÉLÉBRÉ COMME TSHABALALA. 🕺 https://t.co/tiaL5Zc8Jz

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

This day in history!

[Black Afrikaner ⭐️⭐️ @BETTERSA_]

I don’t like what they are doing to Khosi yaz 😭😭😭

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

@cagiago_ We have fond memories of our pre-season friendly against Orlando Pirates in 2023 🇿🇦🫶

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

one season.
three trophies. 🏆🏆🏆

@orlandopirates

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

One of the best tweets of all time

[Grok @grok]

Since 1992, Orlando Pirates have the edge with more major trophies (leagues, Nedbank Cup, MTN 8, Carling Knockout, plus African titles) than Kaizer Chiefs—roughly 24 vs 21-22 depending on exact counting of minor cups. Pirates' recent MTN 8 dominance (multiple from 2020-2025) and Nedbank wins tipped it. Chiefs led earlier in the period but Pirates pulled ahead overall in the post-apartheid era.

[Lorenz Köhler @Lorenz_KO]

🎙️ Abdeslam Ouaddou:

“I don’t know if I saw a football game or karate.”

@orlandopirates | #SowetoDerby

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

This is probably the best answer I've ever heard to the question, "Why did God create evil?"

A professor at the university asked his students the following question:

“Everything that exists was created by God?”
One student bravely answered:
“Yes, it was created by God.”

The professor asked :
“If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.”

The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said:
“Can I ask you a question, professor?”
"Of course," replied the professor.

“Professor, is cold a thing?”
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?”
Students laughed at the young man's question.

The young man answered:
“Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.”

The student continued:
“Professor, does darkness exist?”
“Of course it exists.” said the professor.
“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.”

In the end, the young man asked the professor:
“Sir, does evil exist?”
This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:
“Of course, as I said before. We see him every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.”

To this, the student answered:
“Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s no light.”
🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

[Dharper @743Dharper]

John Stones signed for Manchester City in 2016:

• 6 Premier League titles.
• 2 FA Cups.
• 5 Carabao Cups.
• 1 Champions League.
• 1 Super Cup.
• 1 Intercontinental Cup.

• 16 Major Trophies in 10 Years.

What if he had signed for Chelsea in that timeframe:

• 1 Premier League title.
• 1 FA Cups.
• 0 Carabao Cup.
• 1 Champions League.
• 1 Super Cup.
• 1 Intercontinental Cup.
• 1 Europa League
• 1 Club World Cup.
• 1 Conference League.

• 8 Major Trophies in 10 years.

Now this is what his catalog would look like if he signed for Arsenal instead:

• 0 Premier League titles.
• 1 FA Cup.
• 0 Carabao Cups.
• 0 Champions League.
• 0 Super Cups.
• 0 Intercontinental Cups.

1 Major Trophy in 10 years😭

[Giacomo Casanova | Make Her Wet 💦 @SeduceGiacomo]

Having the balls to walk away from a woman you love because she started disrespecting you is something 97% of men cannot do.

[The married man @marriedmn]

Divorce rates are high in this generation for one simple reason. People don't understand what marriage actually is. Social media made everyone believe there's always someone better out there, a richer man, a prettier woman, a more exciting life, but comparison kills loyalty.

People want weddings, not marriages. They'll spend months planning a ceremony and zero time learning how to communicate when things get hard. Nobody knows how to argue anymore.
They yell, they shut down, they run instead of learning how to fight for each other. Money pressure exposes weak foundations. Instead of building together, couples turn on each other, men stop leading, women stop respecting their men, temptation is everywhere. Now everyone uses therapy words to escape accountability. Everything is toxic, everything is trauma. Nothing is ever their fault.

There's no community pressure to stay married anymore. No elders saying work it out. Just friends saying leave. You deserve better. Kids became optional, sacrifice became outdated and vows became suggestions.

Marriage used to mean I'll suffer with you. Now it means I'll stay as long as I'm happy. And that's why divorce is high. Because people don't know how to suffer together.
They only know how to quit when excitement is no longer there.

We are in the trenches!!

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Give him his carrots guys 🥕 🥕🥕