Riss

I talk a lot of shit

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

If you have a rough country banner on your truck please never think it is okay to slide into my dms respectfully 😂

[𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪 🖤 @uhholly]

actions speak louder than words so idgaf about what you have to say, respectfully 🖤

[. @uglykid]

Thought Facebook was gonna require proof of vaccine to log back in

[Bubby @BubbyWhips]

Something that makes you smile thread:

[𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪 🖤 @uhholly]

me n riss with our rock revival + white van combo ☠️

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

@uhholly I ain’t ever letting that phase go

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

Holly is snoring & I’ve never wanted to suffocate her w/ a pillow than I do right now

[𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪 🖤 @uhholly]

me: I’m totally over everything that happened!!
also me: *plays “this damn song” 76 times in a row*

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

@Bailey__Bell Tbh it’s funny now & I feel bad cause it broke on homies head but DAMN the world hates us 😂😂

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

Snapchat today was like “5 years ago today you were getting your shit rocked by a man” lmaaao thank you, good times 💀😂

[𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪 🖤 @uhholly]

“go to sally’s and buy bleach” - my brain whenever I get sad

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

@uhholly I’ve been saying it to myself all morning

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

@Bailey__Bell I just love the road rage fit 😂❤️

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

Beanie szn is back & I’m thriving

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”

[Tate @thrashhappy]

me “i cater to no man 😤”

him: i don’t feel good
me : do u need a massage? food? a bill paid?

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

Your fave duo 💋@uhholly

[Riss @Riss_Marieee]

I will never not sing broken window serenade at the top of my lungs