Marissa Layne

take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime & a shot of tequila

[Opus One Productions @opusoneprod]

SMALLS SUMMER PASS!
Win 2 tix to every show (listed below) @MrSmallsTheatre from Jun through Aug + more to come!
Follow and RT to win! Winner will be chosen/announced Thursday May 31 at 5pm. Good Luck!

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

So THAT’S what it feels like to be a Browns fan.

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“Dang rick flare owned that horse”

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“She smokes too many Newport’s to play the harmonica!”

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This weekend went by way too fast! I had a blast celebrating with everyone.… https://t.co/6zMgc1LJP8

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🐣 Easter 🐣 https://t.co/4r27fvPavu

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@glasserl34 It was hilarious!! 🙈😂

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“Good thing about only one leg is that socks last you twice as long”

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“I had my leg removed 4 times” “I call bullshit you only have 2 legs” “it’s the same one ya asshole!” - Happening now at The Salt

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Happy Birthday @stephanierae34 Here’s proof we are getting better with age... especially the… https://t.co/gTa5TybzLe

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@emalkin71geno @PKessel81 @Karsy_

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That smile!! #tbt to Christmas time with this cutie pie ❤️🤗 https://t.co/O4pEHZzrZU

[BIG BOB @FSBigBob]

Start The Day With The 2018 Version Of #HereWeGo

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Cheers to making it out of 2017 alive! (but really) So excited to see what 2018 has to bring!!… https://t.co/P6pDFZJHj9

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My #2017bestnine - https://t.co/ETbiUrLkZX

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The most valuable thing you can give someone is time #Madeline #AA

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Can’t wash away all your pain with dirty wine and cheap champagne #citylights #americanaquarium

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

Jeffy is like Eleven in Stranger Things: I’m pretty sure he secretly lives in the basement and he has amazing powers to break stuff.

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Today I rounded on a pt with a total artificial heart, I followed that up with having to explain to a guy what the term diarrhea meant ����🙃🙁

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@JasonIsbell @DalePhyrebird you know the duet!