the human has guests coming over this evening. and my plan. is to introduce. each and every one of them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. everybody loves my stuffed fren sebastian
every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i’m naked. but joke’s on them. i’m very confident in my body
if you’re ever sad. or in desperate need of snugs. do not worry. because i’ll come find you. and you bet. i’m bringing my stuffed fren sebastian with me
today is #NationalDogDay. and according to me. i get three wishes. they are as follows:
7. catch tail. but in front of a crowd
c. a nice belly rub
2. peanut butter pancakes for dinner
It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.
Let’s acknowledge Humpty Dumpty’s agency in falling off that wall, like, he should’ve known his limitations, he’s a sentient egg. It shouldn’t have been the state’s responsibility to put him back together again. smfh.
WE’RE GOING ON A HIKE. AND I’M CARRYING MY TRAVEL BOWL. IN CASE OF THIRST. BUT I HAVE To keep stopping. and looking back. because the human is slow. and i am speedy
the human went out. to have fun with some frens. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. and in the meantime. i found an old jacket. that smells like they’re still here. it will be my new bed. until they return