Alex Ritts

its not about being funny its about sending a message.

fortnite ban speed-run world record - 6.2 seconds

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The ops wanted me sexually assaulted but I sexually assaulted back

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The ankle monitor came off today

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Damn this shit look like the battlepass

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Mother I require another pepsi

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North of Irish people don't get the nword pass

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THE SCOTS WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THATCHERS BLOODLINE

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Sodding off rn Mr. British Man

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Sogslop

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Hunter Biden my goat

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CODE YELLOW

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PSA: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: PLEASE HIDE YOUR CHILDREN FROM THIS WOMAN! SHE HAS SOLD HER CHILDREN FOR METH MONEY. HER NAME IS KAY HODGES AND SHE IS PREGNANT. SHE WILL SELL THIS CHILD IF IT IS NOT TAKEN AWAY LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 1 OF HER CHILDREN DIED FROM THE ATTACK. PSA

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Max Rebo is a Mossad Agent

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PSA: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: PLEASE HIDE YOUR CHILDREN FROM THIS WOMAN! SHE HAS SOLD HER CHILDREN FOR METH MONEY. HER NAME IS KAY HODGES AND SHE IS PREGNANT. SHE WILL SELL THIS CHILD IF IT IS NOT TAKEN AWAY LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 1 OF HER CHILDREN DIED FROM THE ATTACK. PSA

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Michael Jackson said this:

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Hi C:

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Officially farted

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Human megaladon stir fry

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POLICE BRUTALITY BLACK FART MATTER

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Dog cheese and wet biscuits

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Soggy finger appleseed

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Bitches in college want the 3 B's

B's in classes
Booze
Bgay guys dicks