Ritah

I'm two whole different people and I could rip apart at any second. I am the perfect version of me.

[Ms Rashel @rashel_256]

Finally found the original video 😂😂

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Hii video hunimaliza😂😂😂😂.. Kuna game ikianza unajuanga vile itaisha, ni vile hujuangi ni lini itaisha.. This guy was lucky to document his downfall 😂😂😂

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

Nature of male and female is the same. 😭😭

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

High school teacher broke down in tears in class after realizing his students couldn’t read or write:

“They couldn’t fill in 4 words”

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Jamaican explains to IShowSpeed how dreadlocks originated from Kenya

[Nora @Heal_within96]

Elvis Presley was a plagiarizer.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Sakaja was walking around Uhuru Park thinking he's Jay Z instead of improving the city's drainage system 🤦🏾‍♂️

Don't even get me started on that Nairobi Festival nonsense 😭😭

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

I had no idea the Zimbabwean guy who's messing up the entire African continent with stolen elections uses a Kenyan passport to travel

We are really and truly fvcked

[♧King Drey♤ 👑 @KingDreyObani]

@DAMIADENUGA Everything has been designed

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Bill Gates, Hmmmmm! Are we paying attention to this serious conversation

[Jean Jacques Dessalines 🇭🇹🇵🇸🇳🇪🇲🇱🇧🇫🇨🇺 @JeanJacquesDes7]

FAFO IN FULL EFFECT….

May It ALL Crumble To H3ll‼️

Ismrangyd

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Landrates in Nairobi have been increased by over 750%

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Singapore-based Kenyan model Sheila Mutundi plans to launch Raila Airways in tribute to the late Raila Odinga. She says the international airline will focus on Asia-wide routes, including twice-weekly flights between Malaysia and Nairobi.

[Olaudah Equiano® @RealOlaudah]

DIOMAYE FAYE, President of Senegal: "I don't really want my photographs in your offices, because I'm not a God or an icon, but a servant of the nation. Hang pictures of your children instead and look at them every time you want to make a decision, and whenever the spirit of theft visits you, take a good look at your family's picture and ask yourself if they deserve to be the family of a thief who has destroyed the nation."

[Soul of Justice @Majorblues]

@liz_churchill10

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

This is how the turtle theory works..

[Anmol Chhaparia @chhaparia_anmol]

This generation kids are more smarter than parents 😂😂

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 @phveektordrayne]

Prayers won't make this happen. Responsible people will

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I’m just posting to show how easy it can be to rehabilitate Rivers and streams in the city but we have useless leaders. Sakaja ngombe sana.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

My Uncle Alexander Kimakia.

After living in the United States for over 40 years, my Uncle Alexander Kimakia, at the age of 70, finally relocated back to Kenya this year, settling in his mega 5-bedroom house at Mushroom Gardens Estate along Kiambu Road, a project that took him nearly 10 years to complete.

Now in Kenya and in his house, Uncle Alexander Kimakia lives in the living room of the house downstairs while his caretaker lives upstairs in his huge master bedroom.

This is because Uncle Alexander Kimakia cannot climb the stairs without the help of another person.

Even with help, it takes him 10 minutes to make the climb.

As such, Uncle Alexander Kimakia has decided to stay downstairs in the living room as all 5 bedrooms are upstairs.

The house has a living room, toilet and kitchen downstairs; 3 rooms on the first floor and another 2 rooms (including the master bedroom) on the second/last floor.

This is surely not how Uncle Alexander Kimakia anticipated his retirement.

But that is the reality of his journey.

This will be the life of many other Africans living abroad and building mansions back home.

In fact, if you are building a dream house for yourself to live in and the house is not ready by the time you attain the age of 50, forget about it!

Uncle Alexander Kimakia virtually wasted 40 years of his life doing menial jobs abroad, hoping to go and retire back home in his mansion and enjoy life.

But, now he has no life to enjoy and someone else is sleeping in his master bedroom.

Like most aged persons, Uncle Alexander Kimakia is not even able to enjoy a bottle of Malt because it will shoot up his blood sugar level.

Yet, he said he was working hard all his life in order to enjoy life, which includes eating and drinking the finest foods and drinks, when he retires.

Now, he is only able to eat fruit and vegetable salads - and even that, without dressing!

He cannot even eat any of the fine meats out there without his cholesterol sending warning signs.

That is the life of Uncle Alexander Kimakia in retirement.

This will be the story of more than half of us. The best thing to do is to take mini-retirements now and enjoy.