𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇

Baddest bitch on the block!

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

A regular at Merv’s and a menace to the streets, she’s beaten everything from corrupt cops to magical chicks that can revive themselves and even the Yakuza.

There isn’t anyone she’s afraid of and nobody she’s not willing to beat into a coma and rob.

Be careful in River City.

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@ANXIOUSARTASS 📱: Whoever isn’t excited about a picture like that isn’t into women.

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

New message from “Kyoko! 💕”

📱: GAWD DAMN GIRL!!!!!! You wanna be the mother of my children?

[Harika Saki @ANXIOUSARTASS]

(Reader’s) phone buzzes and they see it’s a text from Harika.

📲 “Hey~ I bought some new lingerie. I thought you’d want to see! I hope you like it! You know I’m still new to the whole flirting thing. 💋💋🩷🩷!!”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“I can and will jerk off into your milk or whatever else you ingest.”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U “Maybe i should hurt you more~?”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

DEEEP SNIFF

“Ugh… your man pussy stinks good.”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U “Good kind of pain or bad kind of pain?”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“You’re so getting fucked in the changing room.”

[𝒫𝒾𝓉, 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 @LightIcarusWing]

“HEY! I’m not THAT far back from Ancient Greece!
…
…
…A-And I’m only tagging along so we can hang out!”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“And so 2000 years ago.

I mean a cute skirt.

C’mon I’ll take you shopping.”

She gave him a smack on the ass and started walking away.

[𝒫𝒾𝓉, 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 @LightIcarusWing]

“…….You know my usual outfit basically IS a skirt, right?”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“You should also wear a skirt with no underwear while you do it.”

[𝒫𝒾𝓉, 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 @LightIcarusWing]

“… … …You know what? SURE. I got nothing better to do anyways.”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“I’m feeling dastardly, might go get someone pregnant and vanish for several years.

Matter of fact.

I might go get a guy pregnant.

Line up, today is the day that men become mothers.”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“You should celebrate by twerking on my lap.”

[𝒫𝒾𝓉, 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 @LightIcarusWing]

“HAPPY ‘I’M NEVER GETTING INTO ANYTHING THAT ISN’T SMASH BROS EVER AGAIN’ DAY, EVERYONE!”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

<— Woke up throbbing.

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“You’re such a lifesaver~!”

Dropping her spats, allowing that heavy pale length of hers to be freed from it’s prison.

“It’s been aching all day!”

[...🅱🅻🅰🆉🅸🅽🅶 🅱🆄🅽! @pokethebunny]

"Really truly with a ribbon on it"

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U “I’d never say no to a nicely aged wine.~

I’m more surprised that you want someone as… uh… notorious as me in your bed.~”

Kyoko bit her own lower lip when she felt those kisses, a hand moving to caress the woman’s dark hair.

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“I need my balls sucked one by one.”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U That skirt was lifted and her spats were dropped to her ankles, allowing her heavy shaft to be freed from it’s prison.

As well as those heavy orbs that ached for relief from the burden they carried.

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

“Really?!”

[...🅱🅻🅰🆉🅸🅽🅶 🅱🆄🅽! @pokethebunny]

"Deal"

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U “Jorts are more Misako’s thing, i wear a skirt with spats! To keep all my dangly bits from flopping around while i beat people up and rob them!”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@Cute_Delinquent “I think i’d cum faster than usual if i’m getting sucked by myself.

Nobody knows me better than me!”

[𝒟𝓊𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝓇 @RiverCityMenace]

@BreakingB4D4U “When am i not forward?”