*at the Reser Stadium ticket booth*
*hands over ID*
“You’re the fishing writer, aren’t you! I read your column!”
I’ve never felt so validated in my life.
It was an honor to put on a Beaver uniform the last 3 years. I'll miss competing every Saturday with all my teammates in front of Beaver Nation. #GoBeavs (Full Video Below)
This ugly ass snaggle toothed lamprey really had the audacity to ask for my number at the pool party last night......
I gave her @LukeOvgard’s number instead. 🤣👌🏽🤫
You got a better chance of catching a megladon then one of my goons b.. real G’s move in silence like lasagna we ain’t worried chump ✊🏾 https://t.co/YEaOLlj9Pp
This is me.. JUST me—no makeup, no filter.
I have always been insecure; my mouth is too big, my skin is slimy & my tail is not phat. The kids used to call me “vacuum face”, “scum sucker” & “long neck”.
But today I embrace my body, bc true beauty is in the imperfections 👏🏽😇