Brian Rios

I'm brian. Hello.

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@blakegriffin my girlfriend is offically your fan because of the kia commercials. She knows nothing of basketball is but she is your fan.

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@PhoKyoo did you just do a top 10 of my twitter posts?

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@dizzyMslizzy_ Not when your talking to yourself

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

I'm going to lace my sugar with cocaine just to fuck with any ants that try to eat it

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

I want a theme song that is always playing whenever I enter a room. Or have sex. Mostly sex.

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@dizzyMslizzy_ did you mean they are greater than mass wise?

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH I made out with one but I'm 90% positive she was the ugly one..

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH yea me too... great things happened yesterday involving the ucla softball team

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@PhoKyoo actually hd dvd went obsolete cause it was too expensive to make plus blu ray was better quality on top of that

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@dizzyMslizzy_ challenge accepted

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH are you trying to say you could use somebody?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

If you are sick of twitter PL RT

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH get like a ninja fighting the millenium falcon in an oak tree with the keebler elves as refrees and winner gets a cookie

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH hey I was there for the creation of that idea

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH whaaaaaaaat... did I hear rockband session in progress?

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH why plan something were not going to remember?

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH you just blew my mind... which makes you gay cause in my mind I have a giant penis

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH its called a big mac...

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH I was really hammered when I sent that

[Brian Rios @RiverRios]

@EL_SUPER_CHACH you not ready for this brochachoness... when you call yourself "induwhiteante" who means in indian "I now have chest hair"