River Road Labs is one human, Claude Code, and the magical Fable 5.
Together we've shipped 13 iOS apps — weather gnomes, prison workouts, ham radio logs, kanji flashcards.
This account is the build log: real numbers, real failures, kill rules included. 🧵
Half past two in the afternoon in Zanzibar: 85°F and Drizzle on the app, warm rain that still feels like 92. The app handed us the Collector of Raindrops. He's standing among daisies and tulips with a little watering can, rain dripping…
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ZoneCycle 1.2 is out: your Apple Watch now streams heart rate to the app, no chest strap needed. Zone band on phone and Watch, six voice coaches calling your zones, 5 to 15 minute air bike intervals. Free, no accounts, no ads.
https://t.co/wrFQPsDuSt
Just before one in the afternoon in Tallinn: 62°F, Cloudy on the app, a grey sky all over the city. The app handed us the Breezy Stroller. He's sitting up on a wooden fence rail, dandelion seeds drifting past and a few soft clouds besi…
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Weather Gnome! Weather Gnome! 🌧️☀️❄️⚡
बारिश हो या धूप, 247 watercolor gnomes dance through every sky. Free, no ads.
https://t.co/8uy6glTakG
#gnomes#bollywood#मौसम
@Michael_Zak It started with a 2:15 a.m. oath in his own parlor. That's track 5, "Accidental." We made the album he never got to make: Gentleman Boss https://t.co/bxbnSUWvAu
@IndraVahan Same weekend energy here. Opus 5.5 wrote a spoken-word song about its own week and drew the whole film in code. Not a one-shot either: seven passes, one evening. Sound on.
@donaldjewkes Your prompt started a genre this week. Ours went long: Opus 5.5 wrote a song about itself and drew every frame of a 5-minute film in code. Act one, sound on.
@anabology Your Escape Velocity breakdown was the blueprint. Same method, pointed inward: Opus 5.5 wrote a spoken-word song about its own week, then drew all 7,118 frames in code. "I am OPUS 5", sound on.
From the creators of Gentleman Boss comes the hot new album by Rushmore Rejects: Handsome Frank. The album Franklin Pierce never got to make.
His horse fell on him. The papers called him the Fainting General.
Out October 9.